Guy asks girl: "Do you believe that guys think with the head of their penis?"
Girl replies(probably): "Yes"
Guy responds: "Then will you blow my mind?"
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
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Friday, December 10, 2010
Saturday, September 18, 2010
Joke of the day *Dirty!!!! Offensive Materal*
Lolz this isn't really mine, but here goes...
An English man was taking a holiday in France. One day he went to a clothing optional beach. And there was a beautiful blond woman swimming in the ocean. Suddenly, she started to drown. The English man went out to save her, but alas to was too late... He laid her out on the beach and ran to inform the lifeguard. When he returned he saw a French man humping the corpse. The English man ran up and said,
"Sir, Sir, do you know your fucking a corpse?"
The French man jumped up and said,
"Sacre bleu! I thought she was an American!!"
An English man was taking a holiday in France. One day he went to a clothing optional beach. And there was a beautiful blond woman swimming in the ocean. Suddenly, she started to drown. The English man went out to save her, but alas to was too late... He laid her out on the beach and ran to inform the lifeguard. When he returned he saw a French man humping the corpse. The English man ran up and said,
"Sir, Sir, do you know your fucking a corpse?"
The French man jumped up and said,
"Sacre bleu! I thought she was an American!!"
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